He Does

He assembles.

My new coach lights.
Yep, he did that too. And, the house did not burn down {yet}.

And, just to keep him on his toes, I put three cucumber peels down the drain. He plumbs, too.
WHY IS IT THAT MY PIPES CANNOT TAKE SOME LITTLE CUKE SKINS? ANNOYING.

This is why no peels down the drain. He may not be the Marlboro Man,
but he sure does know a thing or two about pipes. {that's what she said}