Dear Matt

If I had one of these...

... you would be able to see that these are the deer that Rico and I
had a stand off with yesterday on our walk. 



... but, I don't have an iPhone...

Matt, 1998 called, and they would like their phone back.

I promised it would be in the mail right after Mother's Day.

They understood that since I gave birth

to human beings that you also call your own

- yet... would never have been able to birth without me -

that yes, I should have an iPhone for Mother's Day.