Well, I cannot get someone pregnant. However, if I were pregnant, I, no doubt, would do the following:
- Take another pregnancy test. Or maybe four, just to be sure.
- Cry. Hard. Really hard. Like so hard that I would become dehydrated.
- Visit the urologist's office that performed Matt's vasectomy with a very scary look in my eyes, and while no threats would be made, they would never, ever forget me.
- Have a drink, just for old times sake? Yea, I might.
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