Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Thirty Days of Truth { Day 28 } What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?

Well, I cannot get someone pregnant. However, if I were pregnant, I, no doubt, would do the following:
  1. Take another pregnancy test. Or maybe four, just to be sure.
  2. Cry. Hard. Really hard. Like so hard that I would become dehydrated.
  3. Visit the urologist's office that performed Matt's vasectomy with a very scary look in my eyes, and while no threats would be made, they would never, ever forget me.
  4. Have a drink, just for old times sake? Yea, I might.
Once the shock and fear subsided, I would, of course, become overwhelmed with maternal love.


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4 comments:

  1. StephanieDecember 15, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    LOL I will be 40 next year..if I found I was pregnant right now I wouldn't know if I would laugh or cry. Then celebrate I guess?

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  2. Mary ZoleneDecember 16, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    In line with this same vein of thought...I think there needs to be an open discussion about the snip snip amongst guys. I am attempting to position this as the best future remedy but am getting push back.

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  3. UnknownDecember 16, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    First off, ModernMom, YOU were my inspiration for my first vlog back on 12-10-10! I did it... YAY! We have tried a couple times since, but FAIL. The kids love being involved!

    And Mary, when I was pregnant with Ian, I MADE Matt schedule the big V... it didn't have to happen until after birth, but it was happening. I very gently explained that if I was the one who would actually PRODUCE a child, I would also be the one to decide on the children's names... and he would get the vasectomy. Now, had I had a c-section for #3, it would have been a no brainer.

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  4. anne whiteJune 20, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    First off, ModernMom, YOU were my inspiration for my first vlog back on 12-10-10! I did it... YAY! We have tried a couple times since, but FAIL. The kids love being involved!

    And Mary, when I was pregnant with Ian, I MADE Matt schedule the big V... it didn't have to happen until after birth, but it was happening. I very gently explained that if I was the one who would actually PRODUCE a child, I would also be the one to decide on the children's names... and he would get the vasectomy. Now, had I had a c-section for #3, it would have been a no brainer.

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