Matt: I guess I should have told you that I have a surprise coming for you on Friday. A late birthday present.
Me: You are having the house cleaned, aren't you?
Matt: ::blank stare::
Me: We just cleaned this entire house. The house is clean. We don't need the house cleaned again on Friday.
I walked out of room.
I walked back into room.
Me: I appreciate it, but cancel it. I will use the gift later when I need it.
Matt: But I scheduled her to come every month.
Me: We do not need the house cleaned every month. Our house is clean. I am home three days a week. We do not need someone to clean the house. I can clean the house. That is crazy.
Matt: Then, why are you bitching about it all of the time?
Me: Because sometimes I get overwhelmed and I don't want to do it.
- simultaneously -
Matt: Then stop bitching about it. Me: I will not stop bitching about it.
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I have come to one of the following conclusions.
A. Matt, in his awesomeness, is trying to tell me that he loves me enough to spend a stupid amount of money every month to have our clean house re-cleaned by a stranger.
B. I driven him to the point of crazy, in that he was willing to spend a stupid amount of cash every month to shut me up about how dirty our house is and how much I hate to clean it.
C. I am crazy.
D. I am stupid.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~No, thank you. I don't need your opinion.